To Soothe The Savage Beast …

… all it takes is a good scritch behind one ear and he’s putty in your hands!

I’m just amazed no-one’s ever thought of this way to deal with werewolves (or other lycanthropes for that matter).

Of course, there’s a few technical details to work out with the technique – such as how to get within range to scritch to begin with.  I’m thinking a good chunk of steak, myself.

To soothe the savage beast